Kalib nearly loses fingers to IHOP fan;* gas war rages

After today's Sunday breakfast at IHOP, Kalib noticed the fan spinning over Dad's head.
Dad lifted Kalib up for a better look. Kalib reached for the fan blades, which were spinning at 532 miles per-hour. "Jacob! Jacob!" everybody at the table began to scream.
Jacob did not appreciate the implication.
*I JOKES! I JOKES!
The new Valley Country Store at the corner of Seldon and Church continues its gas war. Elsewhere in Wasilla, the usual price seems to be $2.59. Curious, though, how this sign at the corner of Seldon and Lucille had been toppled. No wind, either. It has been quite still.
Undaunted, Valley has established a new front at the corner of Church and Spruce. This is all pretty earth-shaking news and it is happening right here, in Wasilla, Alaska.
Reader Comments (2)
All I can say is that I hope you let the dog in ASAP!
I would love Alaska, don't mind snow, BUT the lack of sunlight would do me in.
I even had trouble in the summer with the days so long because I felt that if the sun was up, I should be accomplishing something even at 1 or 2 AM. Must take some time to get used to.
You needn't worry about the dog. One, he came in once the pictures were done. Two, cold doesn't bother him. He loves cold. Maybe if it were 30 or 40 below, but this 0 degree stuff does not phase him.