CM*D29: Kalib gets naughty at IHOP, I spot a hunter on Church
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We took Kalib to IHOP today and he was naughty. Very, very, naughty - the naughtiest that he had ever been during any outing that we had ever taken him on.
He even hurled a crayon that struck a lady at the next table in the back of the head.
That's how naughty he was.
We were all quite proud of him, because he was acting just like a kid in his "terrible twos." Kalib has over too months to go before he reaches his "terrible twos."
So we knew that he is above average, advancing fast. We were so proud, our chests swelled and our bellies damn near burst right through our shirts.
Even so, we kicked him out, shooed him away from the table and sent him outside. His dad went with him.
Soon, he was at the window, eager to come back in and raise more chaos.
If you wonder why the two glasses and Cholla sauce are on the window sill, it is because we put them there while he was still inside so that he would not knock them across the table.
Later, in the afternoon, I was driving down Church Road when I spotted a hunter on a fourwheeler.
I wonder if he got his moose?
Do you think he was naughty when he was a toddler?
*Cocoon mode: Until I finish up a big project that I am working on, I am keeping this blog at bare-minimum simple. I anticipate about one month.
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Reader Comments (4)
Ay, yi, yi! Terrible twos are terrible. Perhaps your Kalib is so advanced that he will go through his terrible twos in just a couple months. Maybe by the time he is actually two, he'll be done with the terrible twos. Maybe.
I remember the time my youngest, for whatever reason, took it in her head to begin chanting 'dog poop' during church. I tried to hush her. Couldn't. Tried to grab her to take her out, she ducked away. Next thing you know, I'm trying to catch a two year old, and she's shrieking 'dog poop'...Eeeh. That's a bit worse than belting an old lady in the back of the head with a crayon.
I wasn't going to comment altho I did enjoy the read. Then I enjoyed Debby's comment even more. I think I will go to bed and laugh myself to sleep.
Debby, that is hilarious. We're not really church goers around here, so that is not likely to happen to us - unless we happen to take Kalib to a funeral or a wedding, which I kind of doubt we will, anytime soon.
Whitestone, even though it means I was outshone on my own blog, I'm glad you hung around and enjoyed Debby's comment. I hope you got some sleep, despite all the laughter.
Yeah. I just about decided to quit going to church myself after that little fiasco. The priest was unflappable, and continued his sermon without missing a beat. I nearly died.
By the by, she's the same child who, just a few months back was standing in the middle of the frozen reflecting pool in front of the Lincoln Memorial screeching at Bush's helicopter as it did a final trip around the mall.
Really. The child is incorrigible. Moral of the story? Don't expect that Kalib will outgrown this. Some kids don't. He's what? Maybe 20 months? Cara is nearly 20 years old.