Margie, the fork, and Jim
As you can see, I caught Margie with a fork in her hand, ready to eat Jim.
"No!" I shouted. "Don't! You can't! Jim is my buddy! And he'll give you indigestion!" Actually, Jim is very healthy and he would not give anyone indigestion. I just wanted her to think that, to discourage her from doing it.
"Oh, my!" she answered in shocked voice. "What did I just about do? It's because I'm so hungry I can't think straight. Jim is my buddy, too! Oh, poor Jim! What did I just about do?"
I gave her an orange. She ate it.
Everything was okay after that.
Reader Comments (4)
Sorry, Bill. You are way off base. It is obvious to me that Margie is using the fork to tune her glasses. Everyone who wears glasses does this from time to time. If my glasses are out of tune, it is hard to see. When Jim's ears wiggle, that pair of glasses is perfectly tuned!
i go with Margie tuning her glasses. Jim is just to beautiful...i think he is an Egyptian God reincarnated.
hehehe :) Gud one :P
I think that Jim would be less likely to give her indigestion that a heaping helping of iceworms. But I can understand why you'd be on Jim's side in this.
But now I have a another picture of Margie in my head...with a fork in her hand, headed after a moose in your front yard.