Valiant though his effort be, Muzzy pees and pees and pees and pees, yet fails to reclaim Serendipity
Muzzy and I walked into Upper Serendipity (the developers call it, "Serendipity Hills) and Muzzy immediately marked the subdivision as his.
Muzzy continually checked for any challenges to his claim as we walked on through Serendipity.
Perhaps some dog has challenged him on that berm, but the leash is too short for him to reach and sniff it.
The Saint Bernard zeros in on a challenge.
Muzzy stakes his claim deeper in Serendipity.
He believes himself to be grabbing even more new territory.
He will soon claim this spot, too.
Of all the new homes in Serendipity, this is the most ostentatious - excuse me - I mean "grand." This is the most grand home in all of Serendipity. Muzzy must find just the right spot before he stakes his claim.
Muzzy finds the spot. He claims the property, along with all of Serendipity.
He zeros in on his next mark.
Soon, we will leave Serendipity. He reinforces his claim with a final mark.
Muzzy is proud and happy. He believes that he has claimed all of Serendipity. He does not realize that human law does not recognize "Deed by Pee." He does not realize that, the moment someone called these former woods Serendipity, they were lost to us forever.
As we near home and walk back down Sarah's Way (the name was quite innocent back when we moved in) we spot Tiffany driving the oppposite way. She had been at the house to visit Caleb. She stops and pets Muzzy, who still believes himself to be the owner of Serendipity.
He is most definitely The King of Pee.
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I was glad to see your work referenced today on Think Alaska; I usually link to your blog from the (often hilarious) Immoral Minority.
Because of your current Governor's notoriety, Wasilla is a place of interest, however I visit your blog because of the honest, straight-forward way you record life, just as it is, in this scarred, but still beautiful place.
Late, but heartfelt admiration for asserting your rights to the (no doubt, well-meaning) police during the injured moose calf incident.
I was grinning all day after reading your "I Drink Coffee" blog. There are probably more ex-Mormons than Mormons (the membership numbers are all hooey) and I well know being cautioned in church about consuming "hot drinks" or caffeinated beverages. (Rolls eyes - )
I know this blog is not (yet - good marketing tool though!) an income generator, but I hope you will continue updating your work, as your life permits.
Many thanks!
Miss Sunshine - you brought some sunshine to my day.
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