I take my first bike ride since I fell off the chair; The Fit Lady falls into Catch 22 with the Department of Agriculture and the IRS; various and insundry Wasilla scenes
The last time that I rode my bike was in early June of last year, just before I went to Barrow, stood on the chair, fell off the chair, shattered my shoulder, took a $37,000 ambulance ride in a Lear jet back to Anchorage and got a new shoulder.
But today I rode it. Now I want to ride and ride and ride.
It hurt. It burned my lungs and strained my arms. I am so out of shape.
It felt good.
I just want to ride and ride.
But I have places to go, soon. I won't be able to bring my bike.
As you can see, I kept my brace on. I have been told to keep it on all the time.
As I neared Serendipity, I saw The Fit Lady, walking on the bike trail ahead of me. I slowed down and pedaled beside her for awhile. She always has a good story. I wondered what it would be today.
Here it is:
Not long ago, she got a bill from the Department of Agriculture demanding that she pay the interest on an agricultural loan that they had never given to her. The Fit Lady is not into agriculture. She is in to skiing and biking and sailing, but not agriculture.
So she wrote a letter and told them so. In time, they wrote back and said okay, maybe you don't have a loan with us. Sometime after that, they sent a statement to the IRS claiming that they had advanced $38,000 in taxable income to her.
Now, the IRS expects her to pay taxes on money she never received for an agriculture business that she does not own.
"I'm not going to pay it," she said. "If I had a cow on my porch, I think I would know. Well, yesterday, I did have a cow moose on my porch. I opened the door and accidently banged her nose. She was there for the bird feeder. She got it, too. There's no food for the birds, now."
Just when so many of them are arriving after their long winter's absence!
After I got home, I parked my bike by my wrecked airplane. After I crashed it, many people told me that I was lucky to have walked away unhurt. It didn't feel lucky then and it doesn't feel lucky now.
I was also told, many times, "any landing that you walk away from is a good landing."
I made many good landings in the Running Dog. This last one wasn't one of them.
Later, I saw this guy, riding his bike.
I took Margie to Carr's, so that we could buy three-dozen eggs to boil and color. Kalib is coming home tonight. He will need eggs to find tomorrow.
Before I got out of the car, Michael came by. I had never met him before, but he was a nice kid, pleased to learn that he would be on the blog.
Michael has been working at Carr's since January or February, taking groceries to cars for customers, and retrieving shopping carts. "It's a good job," he said. "I meet lots of nice people. I enjoy helping people."
There you go: Michael of Carr's in Wasilla, Alaska.
Inside Carr's, I was surprised to see Slackwater Jack. Slackwater is a commercial fisherman from Cordova and a member of the Native Village of Eyak Tribal Council. I first met him many years ago, when I was doing portraits and interviews of Alaska Native veterans of foreign wars.
Jack is Tlingit, and fought in Vietnam.
Now he shops at Carr's in Wasilla, because his wife moved here, so he must hang out here a bit, too.
A lot of people will be eating strawberry shortcake tomorrow - Easter Sunday. Does this look like a time of hardship?
And yet it is, for many. Maybe us, in a month or two. You never know, when you work freelance and have no business sense. When I have money, I spend it. When I don't, I don't and when it gets really bad, I sell things, and hock things and sometimes I never get them back - like those guns I was telling you about.
This hasn't happened for awhile, though. Years. Not even this last year, when my income dropped by more than half, due to my injury. I hope it never happens again, but one never knows.
I just want to write my books, now, and do this blog. Neither activity pays any money.
And then these cats who hang out with me always need food, and litter to deposit it in after they process it.
One place I spent money recklessly today was at Little Miller's, where I pulled up to the drive-in window and bought an Americano for me and another for Margie. I could see through to the other drive-in window, where this guy studied the menu before ordering.
I don't know why he stood there and did not sit in a car like the rest of us, but he did.
Margie spent the day working on taxes. I had to spend time rounding up receipts for her. As usual, wherever I was, Jim was there, too. He is here with me, in this office, right now, asleep, curled up on his chair.
My buddy, Jim.
I treasure his presence.
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Happy Easter to everyone!
I'm glad to read that Kalib is coming. I remember a time when colored eggs were exotic and wonderful.